To all the fuckers out there I hope you have a fuckin' excellent fuckin day filled with magical fuckin' moments that you will remember for the rest of your fuckin' lives.
For all the cunts. Well you can just fuck off.
Nah. Only kidding.
You cunts fire in there and have a good fuckin' time as well.
Let's be honest. you have 364 days of being a real cunt leading up to this so go on and have a day off and be a good fucker instead.
Merry fuckin' chrimbo to everyone. Fuckers and cunts alike.