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Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Do you have that in Fat Bastard size?

Teenager with questionable fringe - Excuse me. How much is the Ramones t-shirt?

Salesman - It’s £10, but you have to fill out a punk rock questionnaire first that has an administration fee of £2. If you get over 75% of the questions correct then we will provide you with a licence that will allow you to purchase the t-shirt.
The licence can also be used to purchase merchandise by over 200 other globally famous punk acts from the Sex Pistols to Black Flag.

Teenager with questionable fringe – Is my £2 refundable if I get less than 75%?

Salesman – No, but we have a special offer on high fives to the face with a chair for those who get below 50% and those who fall between that and 75% get a free look of disdain.

Teenager with questionable fringe – Are the questions multiple choice?

Salesman - Yes they are. You have the choice of providing the correct answer or multiple wrong ones.

Teenager with questionable fringe – Can you give me an example of one of the questions? Like a hard one. If I know the answer then I’d maybe go with the £2 and apply for the license..

Salesman – I’m not supposed to do that, but okay. This one is probably one of the toughest questions. You ready?

Teenager with questionable fringe - Fire away.

Salesman – Okay then. Who are Joey, Dee Dee, Johnny and Tommy? I’ll give you a clue. They’re the Ramones.

Teenager with questionable fringe – Er, hmmm, Eh is it,,,no wait. It’s something to do with that other band The Crash isn’t it?  

Salesman – I’m sorry apart from telling you they are the Ramones I can’t give you any more clues.

Teenager with questionable fringe – It’s okay. I’ve got it now. They’re the Sex Pistols.

Salesman – No. I’m sorry, but you are wrong. They are the Ramones.

Teenager with questionable fringe – You are fuckin’ kidding me?

Salesman - No I’m not and I’m going to have to ask you leave now as hordes of older punks have sensed your presence and are making their way here now to more than likely set you on fire, and then beat the flames out with baseball bats.

Disclaimer : To be honest I don't really care what people wear, but it's a cool design and does reflect the feelings of many.

Get the t-shirt and more designs from Bad Clown Clothing.

I bought a Clash shirt from this guy a few years ago. Solid quality. Worth having a look.

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